take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
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I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
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When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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