Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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