Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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