Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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