His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
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Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
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She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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