matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
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