I wish I only lived at night.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
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I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
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I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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