new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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