We should be called the Road Head Warriors
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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