I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
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