I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
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If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
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He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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