You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
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