Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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