i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
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i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
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Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
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