So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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