There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
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I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
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He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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