I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
Randomize
