Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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