Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
this boner is exhausting
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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