Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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