Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
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