Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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