We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Naked Twister starts at high noon
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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