im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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