I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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