Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Randomize
