idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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