Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
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note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
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he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
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