we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
Randomize
