I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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