Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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