I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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