I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
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just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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