so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
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he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
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Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Randomize