Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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