Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
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