I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
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I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
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This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
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