How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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