I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
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i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
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Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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