hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
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his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
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i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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