So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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