just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Fine. I'll sleep in my office
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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