dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
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A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Alive.
So much puke
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
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SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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