he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
