I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
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What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
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These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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