I'm really into asian looking animals
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I'm both gender and math confused
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