I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
This is the high leading the old right now
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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