What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
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