you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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