Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
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You made eat vitamins until I threw up
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
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Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
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