Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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