We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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