if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
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Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
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Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
How many fucks given?
0.12846
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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