tell your sister to shave her snatch
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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