I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
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