as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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